Great start.....

So Iv woke up of the sound of war out side my window, I can't wait for military training to stop, and I can't find Fred (name of pet spider). Iv rushed to get ready Lorraine is ill so can't go to work and as I leave the flat I realise Iv locked my self out. As I get to class I realise I have 4 hours and have forgotten my water! I hope this is not the start of a terrible day. 

Positive thinking! 

So as the day went on it's been pretty ok. My first class we're hard work I even had to ask a student to stay behind at the end. And My last class are shit! 3 fell asleep and I had to shout at them to shut up! It seems the prettiest girls think they can sleep. One thing I don't get is, I'm teaching flight attendants and non of them want to travel or leave China!!!! I know that might be normal but why not even contemplate leaving China if your on an aeroplane everyday, daft twat!   Sorry rant began early! My days been generally ok!  I was let back into my flat pretty much straight away and then I just pottered and chilled, Lorraine came over after feeling better. But little things have annoyed me and mainly because I'm so hungry ! Iv finally reach HANGRY I never thought I could but I'm here! So Jack is lost somewhere on a bus Lorraine and Shaun have gone to hooligans on the spare of a moment thing, I'm sat with no wifi and with a VPN account curtersy of Sarah and don't know how to bastard install it!  Iv had an email off O2 saying I owe them £213 which I refuse to pay as Iv already paid them £421 this month and a random man moaning on wechat about how bad it is when westerners go to chinese bars as it's not good for westerns bussiness. I really had to bite my tounge (finger tips) I wanted to say it's their fucking country! We should be giving them bussiness but hey ho! And right now it sounds like a have the frigging Zulu army out side my flat and I don't mean the Birmingham football hooligans!!!

On a brighter note I'm not working tomorrow! I have spoke to Sarah loads and it's been hilarious, thank god for voice notes, I'm a new fan and I will eat at some point as long as Jack doesn't get kidnapped!

Always need a good vent every now and then!!!

Oh also I found this hilarious Jack has an actual stalker who is now harassing me about him!

So Tuesday a student of mine asked for my wechat and when she took it she saw Jack in my picture. She said "this man my friends teacher" I said "how do you know" she said "she sends me pictures every, day look" 

Well if that's not a stalker picture I don't no what else is! I literally cracked up!

I messaged him to tell him and his responce was "fuck off"

Then later on that evening a radom girl pops up messaging me on wechat asking me a million questions about him and saying she's going to Xiangtan too the weekend can we meet up!

Hilarious the boy is hounded!