So I got up did my washing, cleaned and did my lesson plans, Connor came round and he the amazing boy that he is managed to sort my VPN out so I now have internet woop!
First class was good although the first student, my favourite not only for her name Potato yes her name is Potatoe, when asked how was your weekend told me her grandma had died! Deathly silence followed! Seriously I don't know enough words in English, let alone chinese to console someone in front of a whole class about that. Anyway after that things went rather smoothly, they had their books so my over the top lesson plan was only partly needed. I also brought Connor into the lesson briefly as I had promised Seven (another name) that I would introduce her to an English man! There was squeals! Expected for such a good lucking man. Anyway after I headed home and Connor had been to the shops I was cooking. The actual babe had brought icecream. Real ice cream and the ingredients for garlic bread, deal was done I made the pasta he did the garlic bread! Amazing, seriously amazing! Whilst all this was happening we had tried and continued to buffer our way through In Bruges as after hearing it line for line Sunday I thought why not actually watch it! 3 and a half hours later I conquer it is a very good film! As the chiore seem to practice out side my window, it's definitely the place on campus to be, I slept on the sofa. Monday over and out.
Tuesday I wake up to military training again! Luckily I'm at work for 8 so I just get ready and pack up my bag to head straight to Dougs after lessons! I can't figure out which class is my fav but this is definitely one of them. I did sentence wars on the board at the end and the things written about Japan made me cringe and laugh all in one.
I head to the bus stop with route in mind jump on (with my new rail card that I will never let out of my sight) and start reading! I have to stop reading on buses because I always miss my stop. Luckily I now know a bus straight to the bus station, again silver linings. And also figured out how to get a bus to Doug's that he didn't even know about. I get there and take a Pugh next to the military girls and realised that my blonde hair is distracting them. At my college no one seems to look so I assume it's the basis of fresh meat! Then Doug arrives we hug standard British behaviour and a cawrus of 18 year old start giggling, honestly! We grab some food, swap gossip and head to Doug's to watch a film. Which we fail to do as we make up our own film quiz! Inbetween this I get a message from Lorraine clearly in bits about the massive cock up in Hong Kong. With some pretty good team work we find out where she is book her a hotel and give her exact directions to get there. Still no film at this point and Doug has to go to a meeting.
So I Skype Matt! Who I haven't seen in 3 weeks and massivly miss his humour I would love to divulge all his beautiful stories about the Chinese female anatomy but you'll have to ask him your self. Doug returns, we continue the 3 way and then recieve a message from Lorraine that the arse holes in Hong Kong won't let her in as it's booked in my name. Even though I sent an email and my passport photo to them, if my identity is stolen this will be the reason why!
Anyway problem finally fixed and still no film watched Rebecca comes back and we head for burgers! Hmmmm not to sure I was a massive fan but it was alright. I find everytime I eat western food I end up with stomachache, my conclusion there is to much crap in western food!
I make it home with out being sick and head to bed reasonably early! Then the calls, Skype and text start. But at least I saw some beautiful faces, created a plan for the weekend and managed to get a man rant in!
Wednesday I got paid!!!!! And an extra 600 for teachers day I didn't know about! Woop although another jaw dropper! Asked my first student today what did you do the weekend! Guess, go on guess! Her grandad died!!!! Can you fucking believe it! I was like is this a sick joke??? The a student who told me could play the guitar and brought her guitar in and actually played! She was so good as well! 
Lesson 2 I have an admirer in the form of a women! She's sweet enough though. Two tips when they ask for a group photo if your going to say yes make sure it's on their phone, other wise they ask if you have wechat and me not being so wise so early said yes! I had 36 new adds by the end of the lesson and I don't know who any of them are!!!
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